Treadmill Tales is NOW AVAILABLE!

I am proud to announce that my book is now available for purchase!  Not only is all of the chaos from this blog included, but new stories as well!  Treadmill Tales: The Hilarious, Ridiculous, Sometimes Mind Boggling Things People Do While Working Out is a collection of fifty ridiculous stories from both inside the weight room and out.  Little notes I refer to as "Treadmill Tales Tidbits" also add to the fun!  Order one for yourself, and grab a second for your favorite gym buddy!

To purchase on Amazon, just click here.

As always, I am looking for your hilarious stories.  My hope is to publish a second book in this series, maybe a third if the planets align and the chaos continues.  As all of my loyal readers know, I love to bank on chaos.  Please feel free to go to my website, www.jhchampine.com and use the Contact Form for more information.

Happy reading, everyone!

Where Did My Posts Go??

Yes, two posts in one day.  Have I gone crazy?

Yes.  Maybe.  The jury is still out.

As I am working on getting Treadmill Tales ready for book form, each and everyone one of these posts are getting a facelift.  Sometimes, I'm upping the snark a notch.  Other times I'm fixing errors.  Most of them simply need to be tweaked for a current audience that will be reading them at a later date.  The post during the presidential election that makes a reference to one of the candidates who is not our president needs a little more detail so that we all remember who he was.

You understand.

Because they all will be different, I think it is best if there isn't two versions of them out there, and have taken them down.  They will all be ready for you when the book comes out.  I wanted to come here and let my loyal readers know why they have disappeared, however.

Stay tuned!

A Book Is Coming, Stay Tuned

Hello friends!

I just wanted to throw a quick post up to let you know that more details about the upcoming Treadmill Tales book will be available at www.jhchampine.com.  JH Champine is the pen name under which my novel, An Unusual Path is published (check it out!), and I will continue to publish more books under that name.

More stories have been added that haven't been written on this website, so you'll have to get the book for them all!  This book will be the perfect gift for your favorite gym rat.  I'm shooting for October 2014, so stay tuned!

I Want Your Stories!!!!!

Hello again, everyone!

I am currently working on turning Treadmill Tales into a book! 
What's a book, you ask?

.... oh dear.....

You know, those things that sit on shelves with paper on the inside.
Like what's in your tablet, but real.
An "ebook" without the "e".

Now you're with me.

However, to make this book everything it can be, I need your help!  If you have a hilarious workout story, I'd love to include it in my book.  Feel free to email me, and we'll make it happen.

While you're here, go get your copy of my first novel, "An Unusual Path"

Stay tuned for updates!

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